I only drink root beer when I'm bowling
I LOVE root beer. I used to collect obscure and artisanal bottles of it. However, drinking soda is a horribly unhealthy habit. So, I made a decision: I would only drink root beer when I'm bowling. If I'm bowling, I can drink as much root beer as I want, free of guilt or shame. The funny thing is, I'm not a bowler, and rarely ever go bowling. But I always know, if I want to enjoy some delicious root beer, the bowling alley is there waiting for me.